feudalism:
You have two cows. Your host takes some of the milk.
socialism:
You have 2 cows. You give one neighbor.
communism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both cows and gives you some milk.
totalitarianism:
You have two cows. The government takes both, and encourages you to join the army.
dictatorship:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Milk a ban.
Classical capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and use the money to retire.
American capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell one, and force the second quadruple milk production.
Later, you hire a consultant, how to find out from which the cow died.
Capitalism in French:
You have 2 cows.
You go out on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
Capitalism in Italian:
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are. And decide to go to lunch.
Capitalism in Spanish
You had two bull, but you had a bullfight, decided to do both, then spat at all, because the siesta started.
Capitalism Soros:
You have two cows. You sell three cows subsidiary in Korea,
using credit from a bank in Brussels, received the name of Tiffany.
Then you have to outbid four cows using the American mediator,
which draws up the deed in your name that you did not pay tax
Five cows.
Evrosubsidii that you get the milk for six
cows, you are investing in the Korean subsidiary; in the annual report
write that you have eight cows, and when during the audit
it turns out that cows you know nothing about, throwing up his hands and
bozhites that can not understand why in your stall is empty!
Capitalism in Swiss:
You have 5000 cows. None of them is not yours but you their doite, even take money from the owners for storing them.
Capitalism in Indian:
You have 2 cows. And you pray for them.
Capitalism in English:
You have 2 cows. And both - mad.
Capitalism-Iraq:
Everyone thinks that you have a lot of cows. You tell them that you have nothing.
Nobody will believe, and as a result you are bombing and then occupying your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.
Capitalism-Pakistan:
You have cows he has never been, but you sincerely believe Indian cows - his.
Capitalism in Russian:
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows you. you
count them again and learn you have 47 cows you. Then you again their
recalculate and find that you have 14 cows. Stocks fall, it's time
open a new bottle of vodka.